I’ve been learning to sew over the last year.
Well, that seems like way too little fanfare.
ATTENTION UNIVERSE: I, WHO WAS NEVER GOING TO LEARN TO SEW, CAN SEW STUFF. Like, real stuff.
Better.
I never had anything against sewing, I’ve always admired it in others, but it just never attracted me. And somehow people have asked me for years about things “Did you sew that?” and it was always “Oh no! I don’t sew.” (I guess looked like a seamstress?)
First I typed ’streamstress’ which I like the idea of, also. I wield my mighty colander and hot water and I steam well. I steam very well. I can steam anything so good your head will spin. *solemn nod*

After a month or two of service, it passes the practicality test. And it seems to go with all my outfits.
Anyway, yeah. I made a purse.

Note the hand-sewn button holes. This stitching brought to you by my sewing machine threatening to sew a button to my forehead if I kept trying to sew a button hole with it.
I made a cover for my black leather camera case, because it was so boring. And the velcro on it tore (through sheer bulk use, I think) so I had to mend it anyway, so I made it more interesting. My dad said I’m going to end up embellishing everything I own. My children should look out.

Doesn't everyone else see bits of flotsam and think to put them in their hair?
Not sewing, but I do hot glue bobby pins to things so I can wear them. People around me are learning you just never know what I’m going to be wearing on my head.

See? Stuff and My Hair.
And I made a dress! A rocking dress that is a 50’s style! And it’s a heavy linen with purple plaid. And…I have no pictures, despite the fact I wore it to church. Along with pearls.
Sometimes I feel weird grabbing people by their collar and demanding they take a picture of me….no no! Another one! You got the angle wrong. (Yeah.) But I have a hard time taking pictures of myself. I don’t mean vanity-wise, I mean I physically have trouble figuring out how to do it. I have no tripod and no self-portrait skills.
Considering how vain I am, this is very, very good. (I wish I were kidding.)
Lets wander away from all that. Doesn’t this site just make you sit and drink in the colors? Or have a seizure, or wander away if you’re male. But I dig that style. It rocks.

At a church for the kids' piano recital. It was lovely.
I love stained glass.

There is a sad dearth of stained glass in churches.
I want to see fireworks. I hope I can find some somewhere. I have no misplaced dreams of actually Big Exciting ones, but something halfway decent would be nice. I love living somewhere country and small and nowhere, except for the fireworks. Plus I live somewhere were it’s illegal to sell anything other than smoke bombs, and my 9 year old brother can make those with green leaves. Pfft.

From my aunt's back yard.
I also like water.

Too busy playing to really pose.
And my kids. Jake and I went on a date tonight. Pizza with extra cheese and then walking to the side walk Dairy Queen. I strong-armed Jake (Let us pause for laughter….I know. The idea of me strong-arming anyone (either physically or mentally) is a pretty rich picture. Heh heh.) into splitting a Peanut Buster Parfait and it was as awesome as I remembered.
Anyway, Jubilee was fascinated by the idea of a date and managed to exact a promise that Daddy would take her on a date. She thought this was an excellent and most necessary idea. Like, perhaps tomorrow after we wake up.

A very hot Tabitha at the park gives me a Look.
Tabitha and Jubilee are a hilarious mixture of best friends and loathed antagonists. Sometimes within the same hour.

Another park pic.

Hams doesn't begin to cover it.
We went to the park about a month ago. Chris took everybody spur of the moment and then we had shakes afterwards. Which was good because it was killer hot. You can’t see in this picture how immensely sweaty Jubilee was.
After heat advisories all last week this week has been AMAZING weather. Incredibly cool, sunny, windy, fresh, I mean to say. I do mean I say, I say, I say dash it. I mean to say, dash it! As sometimes Wodehouse characters emphasis their feelings.
And unrelated to everything before, I took this picture a couple nights ago just moments before an opossum… a opossum…writing ‘a opossum’ looks incorrect, but saying ‘an opossum’ doesn’t work either.
Anyway, one of them thangs.
…lunged toward me, growling, from the grass by my ankles, and menaced as though to bite. My feet and body were twisting into an incredible midair (and mid-road, luckily no traffic) leap of about 5 feet unintended covered distance even as my head was turning to see what was growling and rustling and lunging. There was an awkward pause as the thing tensed as though to jump me and I wildly wondered what to do with a cat-sized badger thing. Is it like a dog? Do you stare it down (or, as my mom so wonderfully put it “Can you psyche a possum?) or growl or run like the wind or what?
As my idiot brain pondered and the idiot creature growled my feet kept walking and the situation resolved itself by sheer distance, although I was still walking away from home and thus had to pass the same spot on my way back. And yes, I was a little jumpy.

There was a lurking creature shortly thereafter.